Diary Of A Cat And Dog. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while i am forced to eat dry cereal. This classic dog versus cat diary has been circulating the internet for years, but it is always fresh and funny!
Dog is so scared he almost runs into traffic. Day 983 of my captivity. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return.
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0940 a walk in the park! They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and i are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.